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Warning: Spoilers ahead. Sorry, I had too.
We all hate spoilers; they ruin the fun and thrill of learning a
story's end as it happens. Thanks to reading ahead in the strategy
guide, I learned before it happened that in Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth
killed Arieth, ruining by far one of the most tragic events in video
game history. Another example is that I hadn't yet read the Lord of the
Rings books so I was anxious to know what happened when Frodo made it to
Mt. Doom, but a friend informed me before seeing it that Gollum nabbed
the ring and fell to his death.
See, spoilers can truly ruin the fun for us. However, sometimes
it's better to know what you're getting into. Some films can be so dark,
so graphic and so depressing that knowing the full story and what
you're about to view can be a blessing. There are films so extreme that
you would be better off reading up on it and deciding if this is truly
what you want to witness, especially since you're most likely never
going to forget what you see.
I will say that despite learning what happens in the full film
and the shocking events, there are still films I'm open to watch
regardless. Someday, I'd like to witness the Human Centipede. From what I
gather it's actually kind of overrated for the hype it has. I wouldn't
mind watching I Spit on Your Grave, the original and not the remake of
course. I hope to someday watch Caligula, I kind of have to with the
hype. Hell, I'll even give Salo a try.
So yeah, I've read and watched spoilers for these films but none
the less, but I still am open to watch them. Likewise, there have been
films that I'm glad I saw the spoilers on because they've truly made me
think hard on whether I wanted to view them. I won't go so far as to say
"I vow to never view these films as long as I live" because I someday
might, but I won't rush to see them or even casually see them, I'd have
to think strongly on it.
So here are the films, for me at least, when spoilers have done me some favors.

Now there's more than one film that's guilty of the crimes this
film has committed, but this one tends to be the most popular of them
all. I'd like to state that I'm not a vegetarian; the food chain is what
it is. Our existence is prolonged at the end of something else, whether
it's animal or plant. That said, that doesn't mean I like the death of
animals, and I don't have to like seeing it. More so, I really don't
like it when it's done for reasons other than food, which is what this
film does. I don't care if characters ate them, they filmed these
animal's deaths for the sole reason of getting the audience's jaws to
drop, which wasn't needed when one of the death scenes is so convincing
that the director was investigated for making a snuff film. It's
unneeded and just wrong, and to top it all off, I've heard a number of
people say (I believe Jamie included) that the film isn't even that
good, so they died for nothing.

I wouldn't have ever known this film exists if not for
BthroughZ, as it was reviewed on the site a couple of years ago. This
film is kind of an ugly duckling film as it was made and distributed by
Troma films and most of Troma's films are corny, stupid and most of the
time funny in some way. This film is none of these, and people expecting
the usual from Troma found themselves gutted and torn. The reason why
I'm hesitant about this film is that is shows two of the worst
conditions a person can be under, caught in the pinch of hard economic
times and adjusting to life after war, and it doesn't back down, it's
said to be just depressive from beginning to end. It's not like I'm
against sad or downer endings, some of the best films have had far from
upbeat endings (Pan's Labyrinth, the early Saw films), but when the
whole thing is just a trip through hell and leaves you in the 9th
circle, is it really worth it at all?

Out of all the people who have written for this site, I give the
most respect to Patrick and that's because he did his Sick Fucking
Films series. I read his reviews of each film as they came every month
and the reason I respect him is that I know he willingly endured each
and every one of these films one at a time. And while I will admit there
are films he didn't get too (I would have been very interested on his
views on a film later on), I can understand why he wanted to end the
column, there's only so much of this shit you can take. If not for
Patrick and Sick Fucking Films, this series wouldn't have been on the
list. The man reviewed Men Behind the Sun, Salo, Blood Sucking Freaks
and other films that would make the Baby Jesus cry, and yet at the end
of the series he announced the first Guinea Pig film was the sickest
film ever. For someone to say this film is worse than the films
mentioned, that says a lot.

In a way, I have already seen this film. For those of you not
familiar with it, Johnny Got His Gun inspired mega-metalers Metallica to
write one of their biggest hits, the song One. Likewise, they released a
video for it and it featured clips from the film in order to tell the
story as it happened. Watch the full video and you've pretty much seen
the basic film from beginning to end. Watch it and you'll understand why
this film makes the list. If there was ever a film to show the horrors
of war, more so then Combat Shock or any other, it's this one. A poor
soul who willingly accepts the call to arms suffers from an explosion
that takes his four limbs, his eyes, ears, and senses of smell and taste
away is kept alive, even though he's trapped eternally in his mind. He
eventually uses Morse code to signal out "SOS Kill Me" but the brass,
believing that human life is too valuable, makes him live. The seven
minute music video from Metallica was disturbing enough; I can't imagine
a full hour and a half of this.

This often is the butt of a lot of jokes, with the tentacle
raping and alien superhero girls in small dresses. Joke all you want,
but if you actually look at this shit and you'll be shocked at what you
see. For some reason Japan seems to be cool with sexual abuse and
disgrace as legit fantasy. Oddly enough, while we all talk about the
tentacles and shit, I've often found the stuff related more to real life
to be more disturbing. How do I know this? I caught wind of a Hentai
called Night Shift Nurses, a story about a gynecologist who sexually and
mentally abuses the nurses who work for him. While searching for
reviews (some people gave this a good review), I came across a clip, and
curiosity had me watch it nearly all the way through. What I witnessed
was a sick bastard and a nurse in a patient's room and to avoid finer
details, here's a few things: her asshole, honey, blood and a family
member. I can't unsee what I saw, much to my own horror. I put extreme
in the heading because I'm willing to bet there's Hentai that focuses on
consensual sex, but I'd advise careful ventures looking for it.

As the years go by and the bar for horror and depravity is
raised, we wonder who can set the bar any higher. This film has not only
set the bar high, but it's gone so far that I wonder if it can ever
truly be topped. There is a line in the sand for this film and I don't
see any middle ground with it, either you love it or you're mortified by
it. The irony is that while just about every other movie on this list
has stuff shown throughout the film(s), this one has just one scene that
is the deciding factor. It has a scene where a man rapes a child right
from the mother's womb, or as put in the film, New Born Porn. I've heard
the cock and baby are fake, but whereas Combat Shock didn't go too far
by having the baby in it look fake, this movie had the best SFX you
could have, so it was as real as it gets. Even some of the most diehard
exploitation fans who live for films about rape, torture and violence
have admitted that this film was over the line. Out of the films I've
mentioned, this is the one I'm most tempted and most scared to watch.
Due to the infamous hype it's gotten, the temptation is almost too
tempting, but when Brad Jones, a man who thought the Human Centipede was
funny, declares that this is the most disturbing film he's seen, that's
saying something. To put it simply, this is the apple; will I listen to
the snake?
Again, I'm not saying I will forever avoid these films, I'm just
not making an effort to see them and if the chance comes up, I'd have
to heavily think it over. Am I being hypocritical for reading ahead on
these and resisting? Am I doing the right thing? Leave your comments and
decide.
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