I guess someone has to mention the elephant in the room: the girl to the left? She's hot. Really hot. While this is awesome in and of itself, it's not generally enough to get you in BtZ, although if every girl looked like her we might have to start making exceptions. Regardless, as I was saying, being hot isn't enough to get you in BtZ. Luckily this isn't all she has going for her. This is Sarah French although most of you probably know her as Scarlet Salem. Sarah has starred in subtly titled movies like Incest Death Squad, Strip Club Slasher and Terror Overload.

Now we're into BtZ territory.

Sarah is a metal loving, bunny hugging, figure skating, new school indie Scream Queen. If that isn't enough for you, she also has what I refer to as a "skater's butt." Trust me, I'm Canadian. I know about these things.

Here's Sarah and her 20 Questions. Enjoy.
















1. Would you rather spend three days drunk and locked in a bedroom with an incredibly charming, attractive and flirtatious man or a week sober locked in an empty room with a guy who's so annoying that his every word is like chewing on glass? Oh yeah, the incredibly charming, attractive and flirtatious man has herpes.

Ha ha, wow. What a sticky situation... It doesn't really matter as in both cases they probably wouldn't be alive long.... I would be forced to put them out of their misery.

2. Which dead fat man would you rather have dinner with: John Candy or Chris Farley?

I love them both, but if I had to pick, it would be Chris Farley. I'd pick Chris because he was so bubbly and a very fun guy to be around. I've read some things on Chris and everyone who knew him said he was a blast, so I know that would be a night never to forget.

3. If you put Bjork and Jewel in a pitch black room, armed them with claw hammers and made them fight to the death, who would win? Bjork brings a big helping of crazy to the battle, but Jewel has the whole "I grew up in a house without indoor plumbing" thing. Plus she has great boobs. Never discount great boobs.

Ha ha, hmmm. Jewel seems like a country girl that wouldn't put up with no shit and be very strong. Bjork def seems a bit crazy. So in the end, I'd have to say Jewel just because she looks like she could give a major beating and Bjork would go nuts on Jewel, but not really know how to dish it.

4. On a scale from 1 to 10, how wrong was it that me and all my friends thought that 13 year old Natalie Portman was pretty hot in The Professional? Not in an "I want to do her" sort of way, but in a "man, in five years she's going to be really hot" sort of way.

I would say 5. Judging from the Mary Kate and Ashley Olson website that was counting down the days until they turned 18, I would say a large number of men think that way. Its okay to appreciate beauty however if you're beating off to 13 year olds, then that's an issue.

5. One day a magical being appears and tells you that unless you allow him to (painlessly) remove one of your pinky fingers you'll never be allowed to drink any alcohol again for the rest of your life. That night, will you be drunk and pinky free or sober and pinky intact?

I would be sober. There's always other ways to get a buzz.

6. Would you willingly give up all sexual encounters for the rest of your life (this includes everything from straight-up sex to making out to simple cuddling) if it would cure one child of cancer?

No. Sex is important. Chances are if I didn't get any, one child would be saved but many people would die because I would have too much pent up aggression and would be a ticking time bomb, ha ha.

7. Lots and lots of cheap or a little bit of expensive?

I'm not the kind of girl that needs expensive things so I would take lots of cheap. Plus that way, I'd be getting more things!

8. Who's the smartest person you know personally?

My boyfriend, Joe knetter of course! Not only is he a talented and gifted writer, but he's also a fountain of information. Any situation we're in he always seems to know the answers.

9. Would you trip an old woman for ten thousand dollars? What about a million dollars and the old woman's a holocaust survivor?

Of course I would.... but I would help her up and give her a grand for her trouble.

10. If you could be instantly fluent in any language, what would it be?

German for sure! I've been to Germany twice now and I LOVE that country! Everyone is so genuine and very nice. Beautiful castles, great food, and the country side is amazing... To those who haven't been over there yet, I'd highly suggest going. You won't be disappointed. Also, my background is German, so it just makes sense.

11. FMK (fuck, marry, kill): Your co-stars from Strip Club Slasher - Elske McCain, Rachel Grubb and Leah Avery. If you don't pick one for each you're a big sissy.

I'm going to answer this from the point of view of my character in the movie and their characters. If you've seen the movie, you know I'd fuck Leah (almost did), marry Elske because she has big boobies, and kill Rachel cause her character is such a bitch in the film.

12. How long do you think you could live without electricity before you went insane?

Well, a few years ago, the electricity went out in my apartment for 3 days! It sucked so bad. I had to go to my gym to take showers and get ready and go to coffee shops for the WIFI. Yeah, its not fun. You don't realize how important electricity is until you lose it. So, I'd have to say more than 1 day is pure hell!

13. Have you ever fired a gun?

Yes, actually I've recently shot a gun. I was shooting a scene for my upcoming action film, 'Opposite Blood', and the scene called for my character going to a gun range for target practice. We needed at least one shot of me actually shooting the gun for effect. Now, I've never in my entire life shot a gun before, so needless to say, I was freaking out. On instinct, I kept closing my eyes every time the gun went off. Yeah, not a good idea at all! So in the end, we had to cheat it because I just couldn't do it. Gotta love movie magic!

14. Name a Hollywood starlet (who isn't crippled or a child) that you could beat at arm wrestling.

If I got to choose someone to take on in an arm wrestling challenge, I wouldn't want to make it easy. I work out multiple times during the week and eat healthy, so I'd need someone who is damn good.... I'd have to choose Sigourney Weaver to take on... Would I beat her? Well, that's iffy. I mean come on, its RIPLEY! I love her! Whether I beat her or not, just having that chance, would be awesome!

15. Who's the last guy you'd want to be stuck with in a "last man and woman on earth" sort of situation? Who'd you most like to be stuck with?

Besides my best friend, who is also my boyfriend, Joe Knetter... I'd have to say Ryan Reynolds... Do I know what he's like in real life, no.. but look at the guy, he's hot!!

16. When you were a child, what did you think you'd be when you grew up?

When I was a child, I wanted to be a professional figure skater. I was big into figure skating back in the day and I got really good at it! My mom would always take my sister and I out every weekend in the winter. Since I live in Minnesota, we have plenty of skating rinks around.

17. Would you do a picture spread in Playboy if it was offered to you?

I would in a second! Playboy is a very classy nude magazine and I'd jump at any chance of it. Whats funny is, I was offered a job in Hustler magazine... needless to say I didn't jump on that one.

18. I see you're moving towards using your real name as opposed to Scarlet Salem. Do you wish you'd used your real name from the beginning?

No. The name Scarlet Salem opened up some doors for me. It was a unique and memorable name that worked well in indie horror films. Without it, I probably wouldn't be where I am today.

19. If you had to give up acting or modeling, which would you choose?

I'd give up modeling if I had to choose. Acting is my passion and has been for quite some time. There is no way I'd give up what I started.

20. Do most people die in horror movies because it's their fate and they're destined to die or do they die because they're stupid and deserve to be dead?

You'll find in most horror movies, especially the slashers, people tend to die because they're stupid and deserve too... That's really all there is to it. You'll sometimes find me rooting for the killer, ha ha!


For more on Sarah (or Scarlet Salem) visit her official website at WWW.SARAHFRENCHONLINE.COM or on Facebook at FACEBOOK.COM/SARAHFRENCHONLINE.

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