Suicide Girls Must Die! (2010) Starring a shitload of hot punk chicks. Written by Brian Fagan Directed by Sawa Suicide

You get "Suicide Girls Must Die!"

For anyone that has scoured the Internet on a lonely Saturday night, looking for some cheap porn maybe, there is no way of having not come across the Suicide Girls site. It is a website devoted to very hot females wearing little, if any, clothing, while showing off their numerous tattoos and body piercings while posing for the cover of Fangoria Magazine (at least it would seem so).

Now take those females and a bunch of hand held cameras to a remote Maine cabin for a calendar shoot and while they are there, start having said females start "disappearing."

There may be a lot of quotation marks used to talk about SGMD and that is the idea. The cabin is filled with stationary cameras throughout every room of the cabin and some outside, and at the same time the girls themselves, (each Suicide Girl shares the name of their Internet SG moniker during the movie) also carry around their own personal hand held to capture the entire calendar shoot.

Half way into the shoot, several girls start disappearing. No girl walking alone in the woods only to be grabbed from behind never to be seen again, no "Friday the 13th music leading to a bloody death, nothing. Just a simple fade out to the next morning as the girls wake up only to begin discussing the fact that one of the girls is no longer there.

Keep in mind when viewing this that the whole lead up to the cabin is the fact that the girls are in the middle of nowhere, so when the girls start disappearing, the first question has to be, "Where the fuck could they have gone any way?"

It isn't until more than four girls have gone that the others start to get antsy and question the calendar shoot continuing while their friends are nowhere to be seen. Even when one of the missing girls on an island is found, alive and well, do the girls still bicker amongst themselves like every cliché reality show and yes, there is even a confessional booth set up so the girls can go in and say what is on their mind during the gig.

So there you have it, a reality show made into a movie with psychological horror added into it. How does it set itself apart from other horror movies? It really doesn't. But what puts it into the "check it out for some fun" category is it is so well made and executed.

The girls pose for their calendar, stripping down to nothing at all, the editing and camera work reminds us it is still a horror movie despite its late night Cinemax TV lineup, especially a scene when all the girls end up naked together in a hot tub playing truth or dare.

When the horror aspect takes over is when the movie goes from cheesy fun to all-around great entertainment.

The acting, whether it be slightly scripted or not, is surprisingly believable. Each girl plays to their character of the bitch, shy girl, pothead (there are two of them smoking it up every time they go in the confessional together), overly scared girl, and then those just in between girls strictly there to fill the gaps and add to the nudity factor.

Is the movie over all worth catching? It depends on your taste and classification of horror. It is sexy and entertaining but very loosely playing it close to true and true horror. The first showing of one of the girls "dying" doesn't take place until around minute forty-five, so to call it a full-on horror movie is very lax. It is the psychological horror that takes place from the likes of "Blair Witch Project" and "Paranormal Activity" that makes it a full-on fun film.