On the otherside of the squared circle we have Razakel, a spitter of sick shit. By this I mean that she's a rapper. And when I say rapper I mean, horrorcore rapper. It's hard to freak me out, after almost 25 years of immersing myself in deviant movies and playing in punk and metal bands, I've pretty much seen and heard it all. That being said, this chick can sling some fucked up shit. For example: "Why are you so evil and why do you blasphem?/Because I hate your god and I'm possessed you see./The devil fucks me in my sleep and in my dreams,/When I orgasm he strangles me and says I'm his wicked queen." In one short verse she manages to squeeze in a hatred for God, possession, a little bit of S&M sex and a good dose of blasphemy. Kudos, Razakel, kudos. Also, if you're unfamiliar with your mythology, Razakel was the name given to a man who allowed himself to be turned into a demon in exchange for demonic powers. Hmmm...

1. Would you rather have sex with Jane Lynch or Danny Bonaduce?
Jane Lynch! Not only is she insanely hilarious, but I think she would sport a strap-on well.		I guess if I HAD to choose, this would be a very difficult decision. Danny, because well, he's damaged and torn and been through so much since he was a kid, I'd make him my victim and sodomize him. Then you got Jane, who's you know, kinda funny but you know she gives it up easy, and being she has more holes to play with, yea I'd probably go with Jane.
2. If you were a guy, what would you want your name to be? I'm assuming not Lance or Geoff, unless you're still looking to get laid by dudes.
Being that my metaphorical dick is large, black and hangs below my knees, I think my dude name would be something like Jerome or Lamar.		Probably something gay like Fabio or Sebastian, and I'd make sure to have a fake accent as well. The ladies will love it and so will the guys, then i can try out that whole sodomizing thing.
3. You're pregnant and about to give birth. Unfortunately, you're also trapped in an elevator. Which friend or family member would you want to be there with you to help you deliver the baby? You can only pick one person.
I would pick the Baby Jeezus cause then my kiddo would have a friend and a savior straight outta the womb.		SickTanicK. Because after I push that little sucker out, he'd be the only person willing to dump it in a trashcan with me after.
4. Part one: Which one describes Prince best?     a) 100% genius     b) 50% genius, 50% crazy     c) 100% crazy     d) Pick your own ration of genius to crazy
d) I would say %40 genius, 15% crazy and the rest is simply sexual energy.		b) 50% genius, 50% crazy
Part Two: Is Prince sexy?
Reference the answer above….45% sexual energy, so yes, sexy…in like a pint sized manifestation.		I guess he's sexy in that girly guy kinda way.
5. What's the best kind of music to make "the beast with two backs" to?
No question, Barry White.		Hardcore or Metal. That way it can always be violent and hitting someone in the face during is awesome. Shit, I'll get hit too! No pain, no gain! Then again some Blues or Jazz could be kool, but only on extasy.
6. What star (or starlet, if that's how you roll) would you immediately drop your panties for? It can be anyone from TV, film or music.
Obvious answers here, Johnny Depp or Angelina Jolie, prefer both at once...with Brad Pitt in the wings.		Justin Timberlake. Don't even ask...
7. Have you ever had sex in a church? Would you?
Yes, I have. No further comment.		Actually, with both my parents being pastors, you'd THINK i have had sex in a church. But sadly, No. But hells yea I'd LOVE to, i got the perfect partner for that one now!
8. Could you take Jenna Jameson in a fight? I'm talking a full-on, hair pulling, bitch slapping, cunt punting, drunken brawl. Keep in mind that she's looking pretty skinny nowadays.
Well, she’s been training with Tito a lot...so the little woman has skills. However, I outsize her by about a foot in height. I could pretty much keep her at arms length with a palm to her forehead.		I used to love Jenna, but she definitely looks tore up now. It's probably because she's married to that asshole Tito Ortiz. I guess a guy like that will do that to you. I'd love to ground 'n' pound that bxtch, tho. Pop one of her titties and steal her purse. Then you can expect a full on SKR tour.
9. Would you cut off both your pinky toes for a million dollars?
No. My pinky toes are worth a million a piece. You’re low balling me here.		If I could keep them in a jar after, yes.
10. Would you rather have cancer that'll kill you painlessly in one year or cancer that'll let you live to an old age, but will cause you severe, debilitating pain everyday for the rest of your life?
Wow. How amazingly positive we are in question #10. I guess I would go with killing me in the long, slow painful way, so I can have more time to bang it out while rocking my chemo dome. Gotta find that silver lining.		Damn, I'm torn. I guess I could take the cancer that kills me asap, have a fucking blast before I go out, maybe suicide bomb something, haha. Then again, if I take the long lived cancer...if drugs are involved for my remaining days, I might be all about that.
11. If someone offered you a large amount of money, would you let them take naked pictures of you? How much money would it take? Keep in mind that this is not a professional thing, but more of a drunken escapade sort of thing.
Wait, wait, wait….I could have asked for money???!!! Well, hell. Guess I’m all about pro-boner work. No, no, that’s not a typo.		LOL! No. I don't think any money is worth it for nude pictures! Call me boring but FUCK that, I would probably be the drunken asshole offering money instead!
12. A month after having a casual one night stand, you find out that the person you had it with videotaped it and put it on the internet. What do you do?
Reprimand him for not putting it on a pay-per-view site and for being oblivious to the money making capability such a video could acquire. Stupid, stupid boy. Hope there were no fat angles caught.		Find him. Kill him. If I couldn't, find his family first and kill them off one by one until he comes forward. Then when he does... well, this goes back to the whole sodomizing thing...
13. You get a call in the middle of the night telling you that one of your parents has died. Who's the first person you go to for comfort and solace?
Once again, a sunny question, if ever. I would fly home to my sister.		My boyfriend first, my cat second.
14. Have you ever cheated on a significant other with one of their friends or family members?
Define the word “cheated”..... Kidding. No, never.		I think maybe once or twice in my life, but that's when i was a young dumb teenage girl.
15. What makes for a better night, video games and weed or drinking and dancing?
Well, I’m straight edge. I have never actually had a sip of alcohol or a hit from a joint. So the drugs and crap aren’t my idea of fun. Now … video games? Dancing? Massive fun. Combine the two and we have a Dance Dance Revolution marathon!!!!!		VIDEO GAMES AND WEED. DUH. My life = 50% musick / 50% video games and weed.
16. You wake up to find the Zombie Apocalypse has finally happened. What's your plan for survival?
Search for other living beings to team up with. Find as much weaponry and ammunition as possible. Run, run, run and look for shelter.		Secure all the doors and windows, gather all the weapons then put the Zombie Survival Guide to use!
17. When was the last time you vomited due to something other than sickness?
I pretty much only puke when it’s migraine related, which happened last week. Although if I see someone puke, I’m tempted to follow suit. Looks so fun and you can skip the gym that day.		Actually, I had some company over and we were all drinking Jim Beam and Jager, then I took some extasy on top of that. BAD idea, I will never do it again. I was in bed for a whole day throwing up, I filled up 2 trashbags with vomit. The smell was intense.
18. Assuming you would never get caught, would you push an old lady in front of a subway train (or regular train, depending on where you live) if it meant you would be financially secure for the rest of your life?
I wanna be cool and say, “YES!!! Die, grandma, die!!” But I’m not that cool. Couldn’t do it. Go ahead, paint a big ol’ vagina on my forehead.		For the rest of my life? FUCK yes. Especially if it was #12's grandmother.
19. What one book would you recommend everyone read before they die?
My autobiography...which I’m still writing, so nobody die yet!		Taming the Beast: Charles Manson's Life Behind Bars by Edward George. Actually, maybe anything about Charles Manson in general.
20. What's the one TV show you can't live without?
Laverne & Shirley “One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated. We're gonna do it!” I’m obviously very current on TV trends.		At the moment, LOST. GODDAMMIT IT, RUINS MY LIFE.
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