I have shitty taste in movies. It's fine, I've known it for year. I like bad movies. A level of bad that most people can't comprehend. Sure, I
like some good movies. I know they're good
because people with known good taste in
movies have assured me so. I like just about
anything with boobs, blood and a
sense of humor. My specialities
are zombie and slasher
flicks. I'm also fond of
Sci-Fi Channel Original
Movies (Mammoth), any movie
with cute chicks kicking ass
(Ninja Cheerleaders, D.O.A.,
D.E.B.S.) and any movie that has cute chicks put in harms way whether from
monsters (Insecticidal), aliens (Decoys) or supernatural evil (The Convent).
I have a huge soft spot for anything from the 80s starring any of the great
scream queens (Linnea Quigley, Brinke Stevens, Kelli Maroney,
Deborah Foreman). Also, it brightens my heart to find a truly
entertaining movie that was shot on video with no budget in
someones backyard (Die and Let Live).
I hate to the bottom of my core: Italian and German horror
movies, pretty much anything Euro, arsty horror movies
and slow paced horror movies. I'm pretty much sick
of inbred cannibal movies. Seriously, if you are
going to make an inbred cannibal movie, STOP
USING CRAPPY MAKE-UP (I'm looking at you
Wrong Turn and all your bastard offspring). Part of
the reason TCM and The Hills Have Eyes were so
damn freaky is that the cannibals, under other
circumstances, could have passed as normal people.
Except for Michael Berryman, but he was born that way so he doesn't count.
If you have to give someone a prosthetic face to make them scary, you ain't
doing something right. And just so we're clear I could go the rest of my life
without hearing the following bands again: The Doors, Led Zeppelin, White
Snake, The Scorpians, The Steve Miller Band, The Beatles, Pink Floyd and
The Grateful Dead.
I love: God, my family, Batman, punk, hardcore, MMA, comic books and HTML.
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