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I have shitty taste in movies. It's fine, I've known it for year. I like bad movies. A level of bad that most people can't comprehend. Sure, I
like some good movies. I know they're good
because people with known good taste in
movies have assured me so. I like just about
anything with boobs, blood and a
sense of humor. My specialities
are zombie and slasher
flicks. I'm also fond of
Sci-Fi Channel Original
Movies (Mammoth), any movie
with cute chicks kicking ass
(Ninja Cheerleaders, D.O.A.,
D.E.B.S.) and any movie that
has cute chicks put in harms way whether from monsters (Insecticidal), aliens
(Decoys) or supernatural evil (The Convent). I have a huge soft spot for
anything from the 80s starring any of the great scream queens (Linnea
Quigley, Brinke Stevens, Kelli Maroney, Deborah Foreman). Also, it
brightens my heart to find a truly entertaining movie that was shot
on video with no budget in someones backyard (Die and Let
Live).
I hate to the bottom of my core: Italian and German horror
movies, pretty much anything Euro, arsty horror movies
and slow paced horror movies. I'm pretty much sick
of inbred cannibal movies. Seriously, if you are
going to make an inbred cannibal movie, STOP
USING CRAPPY MAKE-UP (I'm looking at you WrongTurn and all your
bastard offspring). Part of the reason TCM and TheHills Have Eyes were
were so damn freaky is that the cannibals,under othercircumstances,
could have passed as normal people. Except for MichaelBerryman, but he
was that way so he doesn't count. If you have to give some one a prosthetic
face to make them scary, you ain't doing something right. And just so we're
clear I could go the rest of my life without hearing the following bands again:
The Doors, Led Zeppelin, White Snake, The Scorpians, Steve fuckin Miller
Band, The Beatles, Pink Floyd and The mother fuckin Grateful Dead.
I love: God, my family, batman, punk, hardcore, MMA, comic books and HTML.
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